bukethedx:

what if in the future eating is seen as a purely utilitarian activity to be done in private but there is an entire industry, thousands of gathering places, and entire stores of instructional manuals dedicated to different ways to poop


strandedonthemainland:

Christmas is like sex. There’s this great anticipatory buildup and then pure awesome but after the awesome you really want to bask in it and just enjoy what it’s brought you but instead the world just says “welp, that’s that then,” turns over, and goes to sleep. 



Me: I want to pierce my face in 15 places.
Tumblr: It's your body and your choice! Fuck yeah body modifications!
Me: I want to be strung up between two trees and be fucked in the ass by a man in a bear costume.
Tumblr: It's your body and your choice! Fuck yeah sexual freedom!
Me: I want to splatter my bodily fluids on a canvas as a commentary on the poor values expressed on mainstream television.
Tumblr: It's your body and your choice! Fuck yeah self expression!
Me: I want to eat nothing cooked, nothing purchased, nothing seasoned, and nothing that isn't from a plant that I picked myself.
Tumblr: It's your body and your choice! Fuck yeah alternative health options!
Me: I want to lose weight so I have more energy and feel more comfortable in my skin.
Tumblr: NO DON'T THE MEDIA UNHEALTHY IDEALS ANOREXIA FAT SHAMING WEIGHT DOESN'T DEFINE YOU IMMA SPAM FOOD SO YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND

strandedonthemainland:

WHY IS SCHOOL THE GO-TO SMALL TALK TOPIC FOR EVERYONE EVER

IT’S STILL SUMMER

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

PLEASE STOP




Me: Oooh, what a pretty blog! I think I'll follow the-
Blog: *starts to autoplay music*
Me: Bye.


Please check out my newest side project: Towns by the Sea!

It’s just pictures of seaside towns, all over the world and in artwork. 

Towns by the Sea

And if anyone can help me center the background image, please message me! :D